It’s been a long fucking time since I felt this way.

  • English teacher: Never kill off your main character, it shows poor writing skills
  • Shakespeare: Excuse you
  • John Green: Excuse you
  • The BBC: Excuse you
  • Fox: LETS KILL THEM TWICE
  • CW: LETS KILL THEM A HUNDRED TIMES
  • BBC: Did someone say multiple deaths?
  • Hussie: *mad laughter*
  • Rowling: *falls off chair laughing*
  • Shonda Rhimes: *you can die and you can die.. and oh yeah, you too*
  • OUAT: Kills them and drinks the tears of their fans
  • Resident Evil: Let's kill them, make some clones, and kill them again.